The club periodically produces several items that you can purchase: denim long-sleeve shirts, t-shirts, hats, shop-rags, stickers, and a calendar. They are described below and the current inventory levels can be checked here. To order these treasures, contact:

Calendar

Each month of the Norton Colorado Calendar features a photo of a Norton belonging to one of our members, and sometimes the member is in the photo too. Sometimes we arrange for attractive young people to pose instead of our more disreputable-looking members. The datebook portion includes all official Norton Colorado events and the dates of a carefully chosen selection of obscure historical and cultural events. The calendar follows our club year of February through January. It is printed in full color on good quality stock and spiral bound. The price for the 2007 edition was $15 for club members ($20 for non-members) if you arrange to pick it up directly from Bob Ohman. There is a $5 P&H for up to three copies mailed within the United States. For larger orders or mailing outside the U.S., contact Bob to negotiate a price. The 2008 version is expected to be ready for distribution by the beginning of February.

Here is a low-resolution version of the 2007 calendar in PDF format (1 MB), so you can see what you'd be getting, and here is the last page with credits (60 KB). If you're so poor that you can't afford to buy the beautifully printed one from us, and you want to print a copy out from these files on your crummy little ink-jet printer and hang it in the kitchen of your mobile home to enhance the decor, by all means do so, with sincere wishes from Norton Colorado that that next lottery ticket is the Good One!

Shirts

For 2007, Norton Colorado commissioned a long-sleeve blue denim shirt with our logo embroidered on the breast. We've tried it on a wide range of Norton Colorado members and it looks great on everyone! Here's a photo of the shirt and here it is being modeled by Mark Liu. The cost is $25 if you arrange to pick it up directly from Bob Ohman, or you can have one or more mailed to you with P&H determined by contacting Bob.

T-shirts

We do not have any Norton Colorado t-shirts to sell at this time, but here's a wet one to keep you entertained until we do.

Ballcaps

We now have baseball caps with the Norton Colorado logo on them, in black and tan. They are $15. Here's the Swagmaster himself, Bob Ohman, proudly displaying a tan one.

Shop Rags

High-quality red shop rags with the Norton Colorado logo and the stirring motto: "When the wife's blouse just won't do". $2

Stickers

The famous and visually distinctive Norton Colorado logo with a sticky back so you can attach it to all sorts of ugly things to make them look better. $1

Patches

A high quality patch version of the Norton Colorado logo. Put one on each elbow of your favorite drinking-jacket to maintain a secure grip on the bar! $10

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